Sunday, January 16, 2011

Beauty Pageants

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, My name is...
Pageants-single most stupid way at making smart people feel unwanted. Okay my dress was not the best and my smile probably was not big enough, but I had the most confidence and I gained weight making atleast 200lbs before I entered. I learned that these things are not about how smart you are, but how skinny, pretty, and expensive the things you wear are. It really ruins people. These girls look like they starve themselves. They virtually will do anything to win. So I went out there divulging on the main aspects of my life school, school, and school. I talked a little about what I liked and I was confident. I didn't place. Before we found out who placed I was talking to my mother who was telling me how much she hates beauty pageants and how I should have came to her to have her help me sew my dress (which I did on several occasions), but most of all my mom being from England and offered a job to be a model and turned it down to become a Nurse -a much more noble profession- was talking non-stop about how the girls walked "funny". One girl especially, my mom asked "does that little one have something wrong with her legs; she was walking very weird?" I could do nothing, but laugh. Though that little one, with her awkward walk placed fourth. The country girl with her big hair and funny accent placed third. The stupid one who just wants to be a physical trainer placed second. And the teen Barbie model placed first. Sad, yes. All super skinny except the third place one. She was just lucky to be there. I'm going to go lose this weight for summer now. I can't stand being so fat any more.
Thank you,
Andie LaV
P.S. Here's a super great song to listen to when you feel down.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Paris: The City of Light (English translation)

Paris
"The City of Light"

Description of geography
Paris is in the northern bend of the Seine River and includes two islands: Saint-Louis Island and Island of the city. Montmartre is the highest mountain in Paris at 130m (427ft). The geography of Paris is flat except for Montmartre. The city of Paris covers an area 86.928km2 (41 ff. mi.)

The Weather
In summer, Paris is warm. The high temperature is 25 degrees centigrade (77 degrees F) and the low temperature is 15 degrees centigrade (59 ° F). In the winter it is cold, from 3 degrees centigrade (37 ° F) to 8 degrees centigrade (47 ° F), but only a little hail. In autumn and spring, days are warm and nights are cold. It rains all year round and there is 642mm (25 in) of rain.

Why was it my choice?
I chose Paris because it is known for education and culture. Paris is the fashion capital of the world. A lot of designs come from Paris. I want to go to Paris. I must go to Paris because I want to see the centers of culture, museums, fashions, and business. I must learn the subjects of science and business. When I was a little girl, I wanted to see the great city of Paris. I'll go by flight from Orlando to Paris. I will go to Paris when I have the money. I will make a trip to see the science centers and business centers. I would go to Disney because I heard was fun. I would go to Paris in the spring or summer because the weather is very cold.

Paris: La Ville Lumière

Paris
«La Ville-Lumière»

Description de la géographie
Paris est dans le nord de flexion à l'arc de la Seine et comprend deux îles: Île Saint-Louis et Île de la cité. Montmartre est la plus haute colline dans paris aux 130m (427ft). La géographie du Paris est plate excepté pour Montmartre. La ville du Paris couvre une région de 86.928km2 (41 sq. mi).

Le Météo
En l’été, Paris est chaud. L’haute température est 25 degrés centigrades (77°F) et le base température est 15 degrés centigrades (59°F). En l'hiver, Il est froid, de 3 degrés centigrades (37°F) à 8 degrés centigrades (47°F), mais il grêle seulement un peu. En l'automne et au printemps les jours sont chauds et les nuits sont froides. Il pleut tout rond l’an et il y a 642mm (25 in) des pluies.

Pourquoi a été-ce mon choix
J’ai choisi Paris parce qu’il est connu pour l’éducation et la culture. Paris est une mode de la capitale du monde. Un beaucoup de dessins viennent de Paris. Je veux aller à Paris. Il faut que j’aille à paris parce que je veux voir les centres de la culture, les musées, les modes, et les affaires. Il faut que j’apprenne des sujets des sciences et des affaires. Quand j’étais une jeune fille, j’ai voulu voir la grande ville de Paris. J’irai par vol d’Orlando à Paris. J’irai à Paris quand j’ai l’argent. Je ferai un voyage voir les centres des sciences et les centres des affaires. J’irais à Disney parce que J'ai l’entendu à été amusant. J’irais à Paris au printemps ou en l’été parce que le temps n’est pas très froid.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Post-Christmas Day


So I started making my gown; cutting fabrics and all. However, this isn't about me or my elegance. It is about you and your future becoming. I hope everything that you wanted was received yesterday on that glorious vacation of Christmas. I hope you had a Happy or Merry Christmas which ever you prefer. Joyeux Noel as they say in France. I received parfums, a weekender bag, two dvds-flims, a pendant and stud earrings,pink fluffy bedroom slippers and cute culottes (panties [Thanks mum! for the slippers and panties]). Most of my perfums came from VS (that's Victoria Secret) for instance Cupquake...and Candy, Baby... but I really love the Hypnôse par Lancôme Paris. It smells, I would say distinguished like a business person -- an important business person at that. I would recommend buying some or asking for it as a gift because the smell is magnificent, better than myrrh... and frankinsense, though the gold would still be nice. It's nice and shiney, very malleable, It's so soft...I love gold. Anywho. Enjoy your evening.
Love,
Andie LaV

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Pout Your lips and Go in for the Kill

Okay. The art of kissing is as difficult as it is to learn French to the American population. So learn to kiss passionately. Develope your lip muscles and use them a lot. Learn to pout when you talk and emphasize everything you say with your hands and facial expressions. Not only will you look more engaged, but you will not actually have to be listening. Anyway back to the point of this blog -- Kissing. Kissing,Kissing...kissing. Are you ready? Pout your lips. Now release. Pout, and release. Do that in your mirror and become comfortable with your beautiful lips. Who cares if they are too thin or too big? Or even too perfect like mine? No one cares about their size except you. So realize your lips are the best and everyone wants to kiss them. They are soft, lucious, and beautiful. So pout for for me again. Good. I love your pout. Now that we have pouted enough, it is time to find a partner who actually enjoys kissing -- this should not be too difficult; most people like kissing. Start slow. Then you build and you build to reach that climax. At this point start integrating your arms -- hold each other -- and the hands -- caress each other. Love each other and make it seem like you have been dying for this moment and its finally yours. After the kiss there is no telling what may happen, but come what may and keep kissing passionately.
Always smile. Keep smiling. Have a laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFOiGsEIP30

Be a Little Illusionist

Femme fatales are not known for being magicians, but it would be nice to have a little party trick to keep lovers and friends entertained. You do not need to know how to levitate or turn water into wine. Just know something "cool" that will dazzle those around you.
For instance you can try this:

or this:

or even this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6X35dsKCMs&feature=feedu



Have a beautiful day and stay fatale.
La Femme,
Andie LaV

Monday, September 27, 2010

Lou Frey Institute

Alright so today I spent my day at UCF, University of Central Florida for those who don not know, and I would like to make an important point. Femme fatales need all of the knowledge of the past but must also acquire the knowledge of today.
Lou Frey Institute of Politics & Government is an establishment that wants to "promote the development of enlightened, responsible, and actively engaged citizens." So it is safe to say this institute was brought about to educate and enlighten those in need of being enlightened with knowledge on current events. It is a discussion and a debate in one. During this event one can be encouraged to gain civic and political skills. The conclusions drawn from this event are devised through research, analysis, advocacy, and synergy.
This Symposium was about Florida's Space Program. People want to know where Space and beyond is in Florida's future. Today's symposium speakers were Senator Bill Nelson, Rep. Suzanne Kosmas, Frank DiBello, Randy Berridge, Dr. John Adams, Dr. Leslie Molony, and Dr. Jeffrey Alexander.
An overview of what was spoken about was the space program. Senator Bill Nelson spoke heavily of the policy gridlock and how difficult policy making is due to the lack of coinciding or compromising with each other. Nonetheless, the NASA bill was passed unanimously during through this gridlock. It will be put through to the house this coming Wednesday or Thursday... Senator Nelson spoke of human nature. It is human nature to want to expand, explore, etc., and as humans we have done this. He mentioned generations advancing constantly and consistently. So he asked "What do we do next?" He said we should press on like our ancestry and push toward space. We should "solve the mystery of the universe". With the Space Program 10,000 jobs were created. With the Space Program medical equipment was created. So with that knowledge, President Obama wants to increase the funding of the Space Program by giving an additional $6 billion dollars. The bill passed was known as Cancel Constellation. Despite it's name it was not intended to cancel the Space Program just restructure it. Instead of working hard to go to the Moon our next target is Mars. The Space Program was extended from 2015 to 2020. The higher investment in Space Program will create a minimum of 2000 jobs. The government is looking for commercial industries to create technology that will allow us, the people, to fly commercially to and fro the Moon. The new goal is to ultimately "wander the stars" and make lives better everywhere with new technology.
After Senator Bill Nelson rushed off to the airport Congresswoman Suzanne Kosmas was introduced in the next discussion line-up. She wanted to preserve America's leadership in Space Program or Space Exploration Global competition. She reiterated the importance of both jobs and the economy, which included global economy. We are in high demand for higher skilled and most educated, especially in engineering. In Florida we actually have the highest skilled and most educated engineers in the nation. Programs should be further extended, according to Kosmos. The next and possibly last shuttle launches are in November, February, and June. A constant reiteration was of diversifying the economy, using alternate energy sources and getting rid of the use of fossil fuels, and science, technology, and mathematics for job future. Energy independence was a largely stated issue by Kosmas. Small businesses receiving tax breaks and incentives to aid them as well as diversifying the industry through the creation of small businesses was very important. We are in a new era which yields diversification and synergy.
Next was Frank DiBello. He spoke of the approximately 5,000 jobs lost during the recession. He then spoke of the global revenue made in 1987 commercially was significantly more revenue then what was generated by the government. Even with just satellites, many other nations have the equipment, intelligence, and even the funds to put these objects in space. In the market, DiBello called for diversification and vertical integration of the supply chain. Business environment must be strengthened and partnerships must be built. he mentioned the importance of the International Space Station, ISS. The ISS, he said, is a "key central Florida research asset". How will the Space Program get us out of recession? The answer to that question was the Space Program will save and create jobs, have the opportunity to save workforce by diversity, commercial industries will create profit, and new businesses will save and create jobs that help minimize the economic downturn. The trip to Mars by the Plasma Rocket, a rocket that would get to Mars in 39 days instead of the 10 months, would not be possible is NASA was refused funding. Another system that could be created through more funding to NASA is the Reusable System, which would research efficient uses of materials and develop methods of reusing such materials. With the current status of funding NASA only received $19 billion dollars; one half of one percent(1/2 of 1%). NASA received less funding than what is spent on pizza and gum alone.
Dr. Leslie Molony was next to the podium. She spoke on the research that has been aided by the Space Program. She talked of high impact diseases, such as diabetes, obesity, etc. She said with technologies, such as robotics, we can work swifter to find cures. We can find cures with technology by screening one million compounds daily and keeping 7000 or more compound database. Capitalization on pharmaceutical industries is needed and we must shift away from high-risk basic research. Innovation and entrepreneurship are key.
Fast-talker, Mr. Randy Berridge, spoke on Florida High Tech. Corridor Council, FHTCC. this company promotes high-tech industries and innovation through. The structure of this company includes a council, core team, committees, and 500 plus volunteers. The areas of interest within this are sustainable energy, nanotechnology, synergy and networking.
Dr. John Adams mentioned how the people from the past do not understand what is going on today and the people in the future will not understand what is going on today as well as we do now. Florida is the 3rd largest state and its economy is 15th or 17th largest in the nation. Florida has to have a public-private partnership, key economic development and business issues, performance based contract, and a road map. Competition is everywhere. It is no longer town by town, city by city, or state by state. Competition is international. The strategic plan should be to build talent, ensure business climate competitiveness, promote sustainable development, invest in Florida's innovation economy, enhance state as a pre-eminent global hub - have people travel in space through us-, and accelerate economic diversity. The need to create jobs through entrepreneurship and using resources to get jobs and grow companies is increasingly important. Diversifying the economy, bettering yourself, and commercialization are three very important aspects.
Dr. Jeffrey Alexander began with this essential question:"Where do we go from here?". He showed a PowerPoint quoting two inspirational men: John von Nuemann and "Yogi" Berra. His speech dealt with economics and challenges that are made when diversification does not take place. Talent and Knowledge should support diversification. Another essential question was brought up: "Which is more important economy or jobs?" The answer to this was both. Both are equally important. Low job skills can be gotten rid of and high quality jobs are important. A university education is one of the best investments, but it is possible to not go to university and still obtain a high-end job. Short-term goals and long term goals are important too. We must rely on the emergence and experimentation that foster innovation. It's good to start small, fail quickly, and pay attention to lessons learned. Identify local and specialized niche opportunities, evaluate local capabilities, and national and regional demand. Make little investments in support programs before laying down "big bets". Focus on growing new capabilities, before on preplanned re-skilling. Retraining is difficult and has had a history of failure. Entrepreneurship is key and should be promoted as well as instilling cultural change among aerospace engineers. The competences of the past will be obsolete.
I feel I this panel cleared up my knowledge of the change in the space program quite a bit. I can honestly say, I learned more about executing a business than anything else. It seems like many of the panelists were there to "sell" their business and not really explain how their business would contribute to Florida's economy. But nonetheless, I learned to network, expand, stay around smarter and more creative individuals, enjoy and be committed, work backwards, be personal-write personalized letters, say "Thank you", talk to people, multi-major, speak multiple languages-languages of knowledge included, expect the unexpected, and prepare to be flexible. Red flags in business are being self-centered, having to much ego, being inconsiderate, avoiding synergy, not cooperating, putting yourself first, labeling, avoiding discussion, and intolerance. Otherwise take opportunities to benefit you. Get to the heart of the matter. Be intuitive. ANALYZE. Develop human skills. Hire those smarter than you-find those who you would want to associate with, form a team, give direction, and let them go. A career is about doing what you love so if you love it you will work both hard and smart. Be passionate about your job so you can work both hard and smart. Do what you love the best way you can-work in a team if that helps. I also learned that if you like your job it would not be hard. A discussion on the difficulty of speaking was also sparked. Frey said for him speaking out about issues is not easier. His reasoning for this was he could not use notes. He had to go through it without much help. He also had to think about issues and speak about his views and beliefs on it. He feels jumping around changing sides is "stupid politics". I also learned to not be discouraged if a company does not want to accept my application into a position. Persistence is key though and people equal success. The market is also important and a persons skills must follow the market. So be creative, be flexible, provide opportunity, have connections, think outside the box, be honest, do not take it personally if you are not accepted and join a campaign and raise money.
The next Symposium is April 4th 2011-Hope to see you there! Andie